Monday, April 20, 2009

Our unbelieveable weight-loss program!!!

Are you tired of pills and diet supplement scams? Are you too lazy to get off your ass and get some exercise ? Do you really, really, really like cheeseburgers?

Well here's the answer you've been waiting for: The Revolution Hollow-Back Diet!

Scientists at Revolution World Headquarters have developed a new hollow-back to lighten your load. Don't believe us? Here's proof from one of our satisfied clients...

That's right. The old Boss poured from polyester resins, using the old hollow back, weighed close to 22 pounds.

But with The Revolution Hollow-Back Diet, using our burly polyurethane resins, the Boss now weighs only 12 pounds!

Alright, I'm sure we all had a good laugh with that "diet program" bit. But here's what you really want to hear...

Yes, The re-molded Boss does weigh 12 pounds, which means less shipping and of course, less cost.

The retail price of the Boss is $99 American bucks. Comes with the bolt, too. And if you work for some kind of wholesale-viable entity (i.e. Climbing Gym), our standard wholesale discounts apply.

So give us a call or fax or e-mail or carrier pigeon or Morse code. Because this Sumbitch is ready to go...

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